Tucker: "The Vulcan database says no one leaves this club unhappy." Reed: "How would the Vulcans know? They only mate once every seven years!" Tucker: "That's what they say."
	T'Pol: "Why didn't you let them finish treating you on the surface?" Maywather: "Have you ever been to an alien hospital?" T'Pol: "Yes, in San Francisco."
	Reed: "Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Now, she's interesting!" Tucker: "I don't think 'she' is the right pronoun."
	Tucker: "If you wanted to have a cultural dialogue, you should have gone with Hoshi!"
	Archer: "Just looking at the stars." Keyla: "Don't you get enough of that on your ship?" Archer: "Hm! Never!"
	Keyla: "You're a long way from home." Archer: "Actually, this is the farthest any of my people have ever gone."
	Tucker: "Gorgeous aliens!!! Don't forget they were gorgeous!" Reed: "They were male!!!" Tucker: "Not at first!!!"
	T'Pol: "You should return to your quarters." Phlox: "Ooh, I appreciate the offer, but it would be best to keep our relationship professional."
	Tucker: "What about you, Hoshi? Do anything constructive?" Sato: "As a matter of fact, I learned... several new conjugations."

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