Sato: "They're ordering us to leave their system immediately, or they'll destroy us." Tucker: "Charming. Could you figure out a way to compose a message back explaining we're going as fast as we can?" Sato: "I can try." T'Pol: "And the next message?" Sato: "They say they have annexed this planet in the name of the something called... 'Romalin Star Empire'." T'Pol: "Romulan, it's pronounced Romulan." Tucker: "I'm just gonna stun it!"
	Reed: "Sir. Do you really think that this is the appropriate time for a chat?" Archer: "Helps me focus. Calms my nerves." Reed: "But it isn't calming mine."
	Archer: "I've never heard of a minefield with just two mines."
	Cutler: "Thanks for choosing me for this mission." T'Pol: "You are selected because your specialty is entomology. This planet has a diverse insect population." Tucker: "You'd have better luck making friends with a house fly."
	Phlox: "I realize you are anxious to help, but you wouldn't make it to the turbolift."
	Archer: "I heard that England made it to the finals in the World Cup." Reed: "... I beg your pardon?" Archer: "... The World Cup?.. Soccer?.." Reed: "Oh!.. I'm afraid I don't much follow football, Sir."
	Reed: "I hope that's an anesthetic." Archer: "Phlox's own recipe." Reed: "Sigh!.. Hn!.. Please, Sir... can I have some more?"
	Reed: "I'm afraid we have another... problem, Sir." Archer: "What? What is it?" Reed: "I need to use the bathroom!" Archer: "I won't tell a soul!"
	Tucker: "You didn't shoot me, last night, did ya?" T'Pol: "I'm afraid I did."
	Reed: "I would consider letting you amputate... but if chef got hold of it... he'd be serving roast Reed for Sunday dinner."

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