Reed: "I've been reviewing our encounters with hostile species. The crew's response had been admirable, but I feel we can do better, Sir." Archer: "And you have a proposal?" Reed: "I've been thinking about a ship wide emergency alert. Something a bit more comprehensive than «battle stations». We're taking far too long to react a potential threats. With a single order from you or an impact to the hull the plating could be polarized, weapons brought online, critical systems secured..." Archer: "I appreciate your concern, Malcolm, but this isn't a warship." Reed: "That's obvious, Sir. During our last running with the Suliban we were unprepared for their bording partys. When the Mazerites attacked they disabled our offense sensors with the first shot. The list goes on..." Archer: "I can see that. Run this by the senior officers, get some feedback and we'll talk again." Reed: "Yes, sir." Archer: "And Malcolm: don't call it 'battle stations'. Think of something less... aggressive?"
	Archer: "What do you think?" Tucker: "Sounds good!" Archer: "Let me read you the rest!" Tucker: "I really get to work on this." Archer: "Just a few more pages." Tucker: "How many more?" Archer: "Nineteen." Tucker: "Nineteen! Are you writing a prefacy or the book?" Archer: "I've got a lot to say!" Tucker: "No kiddin'!" Archer: "What's that supposed to mean?" Tucker: "If I may, Sir, it's a little long ended." Archer: "You're lucky you're a decent engineer, because you obviously don't know anything about writing!" Tucker: "I'm not the only one!"
	Sato: "CARROTS!"
	Phlox: "Please remove your hand...I won't ask you again"

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